It’s amazing to think she looks good when she does that.  Miley Cyrus is still having sex with herself on camera, as seen here in these newly leaked released candids of the 15-year-old narcissist.

Every time I see her pucker her lips all I can see is my dog’s asshole before her bowels expel her dinner.

Do you think these are common gestures and photos for a 15-year-old?

Bravo’s A-List Awards took place at the Hammerstein Ballroom Wednesday night and it sounded more like a dysfunctional family reunion than an actual awards show. The whole show was pretty much a circle jerk for D-listers.

Kathy Griffin hosted and being the “hip” and “with it” comedian that she is, told jokes about Miley Cyrus getting VD and about Mariah Carey being old. She also said some other stuff, but I’m too tired to type it so I’ll just quote Page Six. Pay close attention to the swearing. Notice how Kathy becomes 10 times more edgy when she throws those f-bombs:

“That motherfucker George Clooney ruined it for all of us,” she yelled. “He decided to donate his Oscar bag to some bullshit environmental organization and ruined it for me.”

Griffin, currently on the cover of A Bear’s Life - a magazine dedicated to macho, “furry” gays known as “bears” - admitted she watched “Living Lohan” and is obsessed with Dina and Ali Lohan.

“I wish I could have had a manager mom out at clubs fucking guys to get me roles,” Griffin cracked. “My mom’s at home drinking a box of wine.”

There’s a magazine dedicated to hairy gay guys? You’re goddamn right there is. The pinnacle of achievement for any actor or actress is to grace the cover of A Bear’s Life and Kathy Griffin has done it. She’s made it. In the venerable words of Kathy, “FUCK YEA!!” But Kathy Griffin wasn’t the only one happy, Lauren Hutton was too. If you can’t see the video of Lauren’s acceptance speech up above after receiving a lifetime achievement award, let me or rather, let Page Six, yet again, describe it. It rivaled that of Halle Berry’s Oscar meltdown.

Actress Lauren Hutton, who accepted a lifetime achievement honor, slurred that she hadn’t slept in 46 hours, rubbed her crotch with the big silver award and mumbled “sluts” on stage.

After that, one clap turned into thunderous applause. Wow. The Bravo A-List Awards sounds like the classiest show out there. It makes the Oscars look like a used up whore. With VD!

This issue will not go away! Once again, the Miley Cyrus photo controversy has returned from near-death this morning on the “Today” show. Billy Ray Cyrus made his first TV comments about America’s negative reaction to the pictures of daughter Miley Cyrus in the June issue of Vanity Fair.

He was actually there to promote his latest show, Nashville Star, but Billy Ray told Meredith Vieira when asked about the “topless” photos:

“I didn’t know they were going to strip her down and wrap her in a blanket. I was surprised when I saw it … but, hey, that’s life. Stuff happens.”

“No matter how many times you get knocked down, it comes down to getting back up. Thomas Edison said the most important ingredient for success is failure. Every time you fail, you eliminate one way that won’t work therefore being that much closer to the one way that will.”

Miley Cyrus has another battle on her hands. This time with Selena Gomez, of Disney’s “Wizards of Waverly.”

By now you should know that Miley Cyrus and her back-up dancer, Mandy Jiroux have become a huge YouTube sensation with there Miley & Mandy Show. But what you don’t know is that this huge sensation is a mimic of the YouTube video first put out by Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato of Disney’s “Camp Rock.”

I love Selana and Demi. I actually think I like them more than Miley and Mandy. They remind of cheerleaders who are trying too hard to act cool. I think that is why Miley singled them out. I didn’t think Miley had it in her to be so cruel.

Miley Cyrus is reportedly dating her 22 year old back up dancer, Marshall — remember peeps, Miley’s only 15!

Perezhilton.com is reporting that Miley has been seen kissing and hugging Marshall… and her mom, Tish, is not to happy about it. Tish is now trying to regain control of her teenage daughter by taking away her computer privileges. According to Ginger Marks of the National Ledger, “She’s now put the brakes on her out of control daughter’s bad attitude, snotty comments, and online flirting with boys and older men.” (Tish suspected that Miley was using the Internet to flirt with older men and boys.)

A friend of the Cyrus family told Star Magazine that, “Miley is getting too big for her britches and had to be taken down a notch.” And apparently inappropriate language can be added to the list of Miley’s wrong doings as well. A source close to the family stated that Tish is tired of the inappropriate language and wants Miley to have “respect for their religion.”

Scandalous photos, controversial photo shoots, dating older men, and inappropriate language what will Britney Spears Miley Cyrus do next? And where is Billy Ray during all of this? Oh yeah, he is to busy cashing in on his new found fame that Miley has brought him.

LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Taylor Swift will be lending her star power to Miley Cyrus’ big screen treatment of her beloved Disney character, according to reports.

The country cutie is slated to make a cameo in the upcoming “Hannah Montana: The Movie.” Taylor will reportedly film a scene that takes place in a bar.

“Miley Cyrus is awesome. I love her so much. She is so incredibly funny and sweet!” Taylor said of the “Hannah Montana” star during an appearance on NBC’s “Today” show Monday.

“It’s fun to get to see her because we both have been on the road constantly, and with us both in Nashville now, it will be cool to get to hang out with her,” the country star added.

“Hannah Montana: The Movie” is schedule to debut in theaters in 2009.

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It wasn’t just the shoes.

No, it was - and still is - the empowerment, the frank talk, the lingo and the fantasy of being that rich, single and well-dressed in that city which made HBO’s “Sex and the City” - now a movie that opens Friday - such a zeitgeist force for six water-cooler-boiling seasons. (Related: Kim Cattrall lets the cougar loose; Interactive movie preview)

Or maybe the appeal of “SATC,” which first aired in June 1998, all just came down to it being a well-written and stylishly acted paean to friendship and girl bonding. Carrie, Samantha, Miranda and Charlotte brunched and dissed; women of all ages and ethnicities tuned in.

Girls, too. The BFF-factor is what drew in “Hannah Montana’s” Miley Cyrus, right? Last month, the 15-year-old Disney queen raised eyebrows - and a few wagging fingers - when she proclaimed in the now infamous Vanity Fair piece that “SATC” was her fave show, and that “Hannah Montana” was in some ways patterned after the racy dramedy.

Cyrus later backpedaled, declaring she had only actually watched “SATC” in its edited version on TBS.

On the other hand, say fellow admirers of the show, what does a Miley Cyrus or any mature teen have to apologize for if she confesses to being an SATC-aholic? The show may have originally targeted thirtysomethings, but more than a few mother and daughters have broken out the popcorn over a TBS rerun or a DVD boxed set.

“It’s a good show for opening up dialogue that might not have been said otherwise,” says Melissa Havard, a Beverly Hills-based communications strategist. “It’s an opportunity to talk about a lot of mother/daughter things as a springboard to other issues.”

Havard and her daughter Katie - who write the mother-daughter advice column Ask the Teen Team on lovetoknow.com - shared the adventures of Carrie et al on a regular basis. Primarily via the TBS version.

Katie, 18, says her mom is the bigger fan, but that she doesn’t need her arm twisted to take a seat on the couch.

“It’s more of a girl-bonding thing,” she says. “My dad’s a pilot, and when he’s away, my mom and I go and watch `Sex and the City’ and giggle. It’s really good writing, and it’s fun to watch the pretty clothes. I love Samantha. I think she’s hilarious.

“I would definitely say the show is escapist,” Katie Havard adds, “a guilty pleasure.”

The Havards’ guilty pleasure “SATC” adventures are hardly unique. With its quartet of well-dressed but somewhat shallow heroines, the show became a viewing party touchstone that crossed racial and age boundaries.

“It’s a fascinating study and also a real pioneer in terms of women’s stories having a very magnetic component for the audience,” says Susan Shapiro Barash, author of “Little White Lies and Deep Dark Secrets: The Truth About Why Women Lie.” “The storylines seem specific to women in their late 30s going into their 40s, but it also resonates with what we aspire to at any age in America.”

Teens included?

“I’ve taught college for so many years and so many of our freshmen and sophomores seem devoted to it,” returns Barash, who teaches in special programs at Sarah Lawrence College. “Why not their younger sisters?”

Why not, indeed? TBS estimates that 29,000 girls age 12 to 17, are regular watchers of the reruns (about 3 percent of the total audience) while 154,000 (2.4 percent) watched the show during its final season on HBO.

Those may not seem like huge numbers, but a younger audience interest is starting to percolate.

The film’s MySpace page is creeping up to 30,000 friends, and episodes are now available on iTunes. Sarah Jessica Parker’s new Bitten clothing line skews young and is anything but Carrie Bradshaw pricey. And in a summer that figures to be dominated by the likes of Indy, Batman, the Hulk, a female-geared film - R-rating and all - figures to get the girls.

Anastasia Goodstein, founder of the Generation Y Web site Ypulse, said she was originally surprised when a 16-year-old she interviewed said - a la Miley - that “SATC” was her favorite show.

Upon further reflection, Goodstein says the younger audience interest makes sense. A program like “SATC” takes the place of teen magazines, a ‘tweener Cosmopolitan if you will.

“They’re particularly interested in hearing people talk about sex,” says Goodstein, author of “Totally Wired: What teens and Tweens are Really Doing Online.” “The reality is kids are in the process of becoming adolescents and awakening sexually. They’re all about sex, and nobody really talks to them about it.”

“I’m not saying `Sex in the City’ is where teenagers should be getting that information,” she adds, “but that’s why the show appeals to them.”

Laying aside the naughty content, girls can get into that “which type are you” quizzing: puritanical idealist Charlotte (Kristin Davis), hard-driving workaholic Miranda (Cynthia Nixon), fashion-obsessed Carrie or vixeny Samantha (Kim Cattrall). You don’t need to be of voting age, critics note, to have a circle of friends or to agonize whether someone is “just not that into you.”

Linda Kim was 25 when she first caught the show and became a “reluctant fan.” She had been told that her circle of friends had echoes of the “SATC” girls, but Kim hadn’t seen the show and didn’t understand the reference.

Then the self-professed former TV snob tuned in at the house of a former boyfriend who had HBO. And then she tuned in again.

“From that point on, I started talking to other people who, like myself, were not white, were not rich and some who weren’t heterosexual - all of whom found elements that were really appealing and relatable,” says Kim. “I thought this was really interesting.”

A sociology graduate student at UC Riverside, Kim’s doctoral dissertation will give a political, economic and feminist analysis of “Sex and the City.” She also references the series in a sexual behaviors class she teaches at Cal State, Long Beach. Carrie’s angst over dating a younger bisexual man became the topic of a classroom discussion.

Her students, Kim adds, are largely in their early 20s and don’t particularly care that the characters are a decade or more older with life priorities to match.

“They never bring up age as a factor,” says Kim. “I think it’s something critics or the media brings up: “Oh, these characters are too old and not relatable.”

For all the plaudits heaped on “SATC” for its depiction of powerful, independent women who march - in their Jimmy Choos - to their own beat, an equally valid argument could be made that the show is anything but feminist, says Robert Thompson, director of the Center for the Study of Popular Television at Syracuse University.

“The show can give you ideas on how to dress and how to walk,” says Thompson. “You could argue that this is essentially all about four women showing us how we can decorate the female body for the gaze of potential male partners. `Sex and the City’ looked like the catalog of a really fancy designer store, and it knew it.”

Billy Ray Cyrus glowers over an L.A. Times report that paparazzi are gunning for a first shot of 15-year-old daughter Miley Cyrus getting kissed – for an expected payday between $30,000 and $150,000. “They’re a little late on that,” he says.

Billy Ray and Miley and the rest of the “Hannah Montana” team have about a month left of shooting on the big-screen version of the Disney Channel hit in Nashville. Tabloid photogs have been on the scene in Tennessee as they have in Los Angeles.  “Me and my little girl Noah, who’s eight years old, were out catching crawdads in the creek this past weekend, something we’ve done all our lives.

There I am in my Hawaiian swimming trunks holding a crawdad, and lo and behold, some woman jumps out from behind a tree and takes a picture,” reports Billy Ray.  “What a freak show.”

Hounding aside, things are great, says Billy Ray.  “The movie has all the things the kids love about the series, but the drama for a full-blown theatrical feature is there. Everything is bigger.  It’s bringing out the best in everybody, and Miley is going to knock people out.  She’s really putting in a heck of a performance on this movie.”

Billy Ray is doing his “Hannah” shooting while juggling work on his next album, concert tour dates – and his new role as host of NBC’s “Nashville Star,” which gets its seasonal premiere Monday (6/9).  At the same time, his new single and video of Sheryl Crow’s “Real Gone” are getting heavy airplay.

“It’s a pretty crazy time.  I don’t think we could have planned it this way.  I love doing the show.  I think any of the 12 finalists could make it,” he tells us.

He and Miley seem to have pretty much ridden out the Vanity Fair photo scandal.  “No matter what field you’re in, you’re going to get knocked down,” he comments.  “The question of character comes into play about will you get back up…”

Any regrets?  “Oh, man.  No, I don’t have any regrets,” he says.  “I’m living life with the hammer down and thanking God for my blessings.”

SOME KIND OF MAGIC: Idina Menzel laughs when asked about prospects to bring “Wicked” – the much-adored musical that won her 2004 Tony honors for playing the witch Elphaba — to film.  “They know that I would love to do it.  They probably will do it, but it’s still being performed all over the world.  By the time they do the film, I’ll get to be the grandmother.  Or I’ll get plastic surgery to look younger and with the green makeup it’ll work.”

Much closer on the horizon, film-wise:  “’Enchanted’ did really well and there’s supposed to be a sequel,” says Menzel, who costarred in last year’s fun Disney hit with Patrick Dempsey and Amy Adams.  “It would be cool to be a part of that.”

For the next few months, however, music is her top priority – as in the concert trek the gloriously gifted songstress is currently conducting in support of her “I Stand” album.

THE VIDEOLAND VIEW: “The Bill Engvall Show” regular Nancy Travis says she’ll be getting a little away from just being a Mom and wife when the TBS sitcom returns June 12. “We brought (“Lost” actress) Cynthia Watros on and we play friends who grew up together,” says Travis. “At least I’ll have a sounding board.” Though that relationship will pose its own problems. “My daughter (played by Jennifer Lawrence) feels like she could be a friend with my best friend and I regret that I don’t have that same relationship with her.” And she adds, “There’s a conflict with Bill. He’s very threatened by my friend because she’s still unmarried and unattached. We do an episode where we have a girls’ night out and go salsa dancing, so we’ll be pushing the envelope a little bit. Cynthia is a nice foil for me.”

STAYING ON TRACK: Superhot jazz saxophonist/singer Mindi Abair says she’s intent on keeping the home fires burning while she’s out touring for her new “Stars” CD. “I got married a couple of years ago and I’m on the road so much — but you still want to be with the ones you love,” says Abair.  She notes that keeping the balance between personal and professional life for artists and performers is something “I think all of us struggle with.”  Fortunately, says Abair of husband Jason Steele, “I can put him to work. He’s a musician and composer who can fit in the band and bring the house down. He comes in and plays for a couple of songs.” She adds, “And I bring my dad out. He plays keyboard and sax, so if the show is hitting its low point you can always bring your husband or dad out. For me, it’s great. I get to have them on stage with me, so it’s really special.”

Abair says the title tune of her CD “Stars” was inspired by her desire to keep her marriage fresh. “It’s a back and forth between a couple that says ‘Hey, stay a little longer before you go, wish away the morning light because the stars are out tonight.’ It reflected the tone and optimism of the record. And I love stars, so it was the perfect album title.”

Remember the little girl from 7th Heaven, co-starring Jessica Biel?

She’s 18-years-old now and apparently she’s a lesbian.  Or experimenting.  Yeah, there’s a shocker. Miley Cyrus, meet your destiny!

Check out these candid shots of her in her underwear and making out with chicks. Normally such photos would make my panties all wet, except she has the same exact little girl face she had on the show.

These Hollyweird chicks have really got to stop putting their private naughty photos on their web pages.

Teen sensation Miley Cyrus has been caught up in a fresh photo scandal after saucy shots of a girl, who resembles her, stripping have appeared online.

The snaps are similar to those which appeared on website MySpace.com last month, and come just weeks after the 15 year old was forced to defend her decision to pose topless in a bedsheet for a Vanity Fair shoot.

In the new pictures, a girl bearing an uncanny likeness to Cyrus holds a t-shirt up with her teeth, showing a bare stomach and red panties.

According to blog Oceanup.com the snapshots were emailed to pop star Nick Jonas when the pair dated last year.

If the shots prove to be genuine, the pictures will further compromise her image as a child-friendly star, and pile pressure on her employers at Disney to address her penchant for posing provocatively.

Although Cyrus apologised for the Vanity Fair photoshoot, she refused to accept she shouldn’t pose in private snaps.

After the last set of pictures appeared on MySpace, she said, “For me, I was like, ‘It’s not a big deal.’ But they got spread around. Like someone copied ad pasted and said, ‘Oh my God, look at this, and blah blah blah.’”