Before tabloids broke the news about him banging Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer was nice enough to call his ex Minka Kelly and apologize. A friend of Minka’s told the New York Post:

“Minka received a call from John prior to the story breaking about his relationship with Jennifer. He apologized to Minka, ‘Sorry, but I’m really in love.’ ” She found that interesting as, “during his relationship with her, John mentioned, ‘I don’t really get this Jennifer Aniston thing.’ ” (Source)

I’m not buying it. Aniston leaked this story. She’s desperate for attention. Mark my words, next week we’ll be reading about how Jen gives great BJs and bakes a killer chocolate chip cookie. John doesn’t even like her — he’s only with her because he’s up to “J” on his alphabetical list of “Famous Chicks to Bang.”

There’s not much I know about actress Minka Kelly, but she strikes me as the kind of girl who’s sweet and probably cares more about her family and friends than getting drunk and high.  And there’s nothing wrong with that.

And the best part is she’s absolutely beautiful.  She’s a little small in the juggs department, but better them be small and natural than ginormous and fake. Plus, she’s got a cute little butt.

Here’s Minka Kelly at the ”Rock Bodies” even presented by Self Magazine in New York City yesterday.

Minka Kelly went to the 2008 FiFi Fragrance Awards at the Park Avenue Armory in New York City. This happened on Tuesday, May 20, 2008. She wore a beautiful short dress in beige and had matching shoes. Her eyes were made up to draw attention to them and away from her lips. Minka attracted some attention when her name was romantically linked to Topher Grace. They have denied any involvements. So, Minka is free to choose anyone.

To be honest, there are times where I do not understand what all the fuss surrounding Minka Kelly is. Then photos like these surface of the actress at the 36 Annual FIFI Awards in New York City yesterday and suddenly it makes sense.

This chick is absolutely beautiful. Not to mention well groomed and put together. In other words, you her p^ssy is well landscaped. Delish. It’s good to see a chick in Hollyweird that isn’t a whore, but if I was as beautiful as this chick I’d honestly be banging every c()ck and clit in town!

OK! Magazine reports Topher Grace was seen eating Minka Kelly’s pie at a restaurant in Hollywood Thursday night.

According to witnesses at Stonefire Pizza Co. in L.A., Minka and Topher, two of Hollywood’s oddest-named celebs, were being extremely affectionate with each other, and looked like they wanted to make out Thursday night as they shared a pie.

Nevermind. Guess they were eating pie, not he was eating her pie. Either way, I love the fact that they ate the one dessert that represents vagina. How deep of him.

BTW, I love that above photo OK! chose to run of him. They were definitely going for a more subdued version of ‘beauty and the beast.’ There are way better photos of him out there.

Below, photos of Minka at the Entertainment Weekly Upfront Party in NYC earlier this week.