It’s starting to get sad people. ::Sigh:: As you  may or may not have heard Britney was four hours late to her custody hearing this morning. What is more important to this “Mother of the Year” then showing up to Court and pleading her case in front of a judge to regain custody of her children? The answer… having a total meltdown. Britney showed up to court four hours late but never really made it out of the car. In a previous JoyNews post, we mentioned that LAPD would not be escourting Ms. Spears due to her lack of cooperation in the past. Well, the paparazzi was ready to swarm the pop princess and the flashing lights was enough to send her reeling. She screamed at photographers “I’m scared. Stop it. Stop it. Let me out of the car” got back in the car and drove off. Next Britney shows up in a church in the San Fernando Valley with her paparazzo boyfriend Adnan Galib wearing… her wedding dress.

Props to you Adnan for staying with Britney. Most guys would go running for the hills if a girl showed up in her wedding dress (reference Rachel from Friends answering her door in a rented wedding dress) but not you!! You’re a class act willing to be seen in public with your new girlfriend dressed as an pyschotic jilted bride. (Oh, and btw, Adnan is married) Ok, but back to Britney… who goes to church looking like that? Sure, the dress is from Monique Lhuiller and we all love her designs (or at least I do). But Britney HAD to “custom designed” the dress to make sure it’s short enough that her butt hangs out of the it. Not to mention, Britney’s gained a little weight since her 2004 wedding to K-Fed so that doesn’t help the coochie-mama situation. What a wreck! Britney, please concentrate on getting better so you can regain the right to see your children. They’re still  young enough that they might still love you through all this insanity. For the rest of you, stay tuned for February 19th when Britney gets chance #140329384 to try an regain visitation rights.