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Hot Snatch of the Week: Nicole ‘Coco’ Austin

Posted on 21 May 2008 by JoyCeleb

In a recent interview with Playboy Magazine, the ever classy Nicole ‘CoCo’Austin actually said that silicone padded ass of hers is real. Ha. If we don’t believe Kim Kardashian, what makes her think we’ll believe her ass?

Is that butt of yours real or surgically enhanced?

Coco:
[Laughs] People ask me that all the time. I got my boobs done when I was 18, so I’ve always said they were enhanced. But I feel like they’re mine though; I’ve had them so long I don’t even remember what they were like before.

My butt of course is a hundred percent au naturel. We’ll do tests; [Ice] will let women touch my butt, feel it, grab it, whatever they want to do, to prove that there’s nothing in there. But no matter what I do people will always think that somehow it’s fake.

Thanks to my mom — she has the same kind of body type; she has a small waist. And my dad is really muscular without even working out.

Was that meant to be an homage to her mother? Awesome. Because of her mother’s genes she inherited that ass and just HAD to become a whore. Classy.

Still I DO agree with her when it comes to giving head. Neo-Nazi feminists may say otherwise, but giving amazing head is a work of art. A work of art I have mastered time and time again.

Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

Coco: Giving — I think it’s an art. I have my way of using my hands, my head, my hair — my whole body. I’m actually making a performance out of it; I like performing. So if he’s doing it to me I can’t really give a performance like if I’m doing it to him.

Never underestimate a good blowjob, boys. We weren’t born knowing how to twist our hands and tongue that way. That came from years of practice, practice, practice.

To see CoCo in her birthday suit in the March 2008 issue of Playboy Magazine be sure to look after the jump.

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NSFW Playboy photos after the jump!

Nicole ‘Coco’ Austin in the March 2008 issue of Playboy Magazine VNicole ‘Coco’ Austin in the March 2008 issue of Playboy Magazine INicole ‘Coco’ Austin in the March 2008 issue of Playboy Magazine IIINicole ‘Coco’ Austin in the March 2008 issue of Playboy Magazine IV

Nicole ‘Coco’ Austin in the March 2008 issue of Playboy Magazine VINicole ‘Coco’ Austin in the March 2008 issue of Playboy Magazine VIINicole ‘Coco’ Austin in the March 2008 issue of Playboy Magazine IINicole ‘Coco’ Austin in the March 2008 issue of Playboy Magazine VIII

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Your Afternoon Pick-Me-Up

Posted on 21 May 2008 by JoyCeleb

Who knew finding halfway decent photos of Nicole ‘CoCo’ Austin would prove so time consuming? Last night I found some badass ones but wound up falling asleep in the process. Then today all I found were LQ.

Anyhoo, I was able to find these kick ass ones of CoCo when she was still young and tight. You know, before Ice-T stretched her out and whatnot.

Every time I scope her ass I wonder what Ice-T does to make her cum. Her ass is so damn big, I’m not even sure his presumably ginormous c()ck is long enough to hit her G-spot.

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