Ice-T and his dame, Nicole CoCo Austin, were photograped at Dana Tana’s in Los Angeles yesterday.

More disturbing then her boob job scar has got to be her ginormous jowels. She probably had surgery on that too. How else would she be able to fit Ice-T’s two-digit penis in her mouth. This way she can unhinge her jaw and swallow it like a snake.

More photos after the jump!

Just when you thought that Coco couldn’t dress any more slutty than she has before, Halloween comes along to prove us wrong.  I think she went shopping for the skimpiest french maid outfit she could find — one that would show off her biggest assets.

The March 2008 Playboy features Nicole Austin, aka Coco, working the New York scene. As if I need to say anymore. I am sure that thumbnails pretty much speak for themselves. I could ramble on about the plight of starving children in Africa, but really there is no point. In case you have continued to read I guess I should supply some snark…

I wonder if they will stick with the beverage name if they ever decide to have offspring. Ahh, I can’t wait to meet little Mojito and Diet Pepsi. It’s Friday and there is Coco is nude if you click continued, so don’t bust my hump and go have a look already.

Nicole Coco Austin shows it all in this magnificent naked photoshoot. All her goodies exposed in Playboy making her boy Ice-T proud of her. In fact Ice-T uses Coco’s big tits and incredible ass to promote his movies, music clips and generally everything he wants to. I’m sure he’s the one that decided his busty wife should go naked for Playboy.

Thanks Ice-T for sharing your lovely wife. You could do this more often, we don’t mind!

Still thinking of Coco Naked Pictures? The mind-blowing, heads-turning, necks-twisting and of course Huuuuuge titted Nicole Coco Austin wearing a white Marilyn Monroe style dress at the Hollywood Black Film Festival. She’s showing a really impressive cleavage which we happily salute!

I must have forgotten something, yeap you’re right and that’s the best part of Coco, her baloony booty. It’s too bad we don’t get to see it in this set, and I’m pretty sure an upskirt would really have done our day!

Coco, if you’re reading this, next time treat the cameras with your back. Some bending would be wonderful! Or if you’re wearing a dress, just jump!

We love you! (Would love you ….deep and all at the same time.)

It’s been too long since we’ve seen Ice-T’s girlfriends tits. And now here they are, in all their splendor. It’s like Jesus heard my cries and sent me an angel. An angel with big tits and STDs. Awesome.

Seen last night at the Hollywood Black Film Festival “Two Turntables And A Microphone” in Beverly Hills, here is overstuffed model Nicole CoCo Austin and her P.I.M.P., Mr. Ice-T himself.

How does she manage to sleep at night? There’s no way to make the entire night just sleeping on your back, is there? I mean, there’s no way she sleeps on her belly. Surely her melons would get in the way.

Swimsuit model Nicole ‘Coco’ Austin is featured in a hot new photo shoot for the March 2008 issue of Playboy magazine. Nicole Austin, or better known as Coco, Ice T’s wife, is featured in its naked pictures section. Coco is showed in a series of very erotic poses.

Austin has what could be the most fantastic body ever to slip into a bikini, and a world-class booty.

Ice T and ‘Coco’ maintain homes in New Jersey and Arizona. They caused quite the stir in 2006 when they appeared nude on the cover of Ice T’s Gangsta Rap album.

Just when you think Nicole “Coco” Austin couldn’t possibly get any sluttier, she goes and proves us wrong yet again!  I know she’s Coco, but what in the hell was she thinking when she grabbed this outfit to wear?

It is humanly impossible for those shorts to get any tighter! I know this is a car show, where typically tighter is better, but seriously! How the hell did she manage to squeeze all that junk in ‘em in the first place?