There is absolutely nothing sexy about the Pussycat Dolls. Not even Nicole Jizzfinger. If I wanted to see skanks up on stage all I’d have to do is head over to The Clermont Lounge and pay Blondie a visit. Did I mention Blondie is a black 60+ woman with blonde pubes who crushes PBR cans with her tits? Yeah. I’d like to see Nicole do that!

Anyhoo, here are the Pussycat Dolls whoring out on heir brand new single “When I Grow Up” on Jimmy Kimmel Live Tuesday night. Their sophomore album To Those Who Wait drops sometime in August. Guess who won’t be picking up a copy? This girl.