Tori Spelling and her new baby are on the cover of this week’s OK! Magazine. Inside the mag are photos of Tori and her stolen husband, Dean McDermott, along with their son Liam, who started out a little iffy in the looks department but is now a bona fide cutie pants. In the interview, Tori admits that she and Dean were not planning for a second child- in fact, she had been on birth control pills.

She’s a miracle,” Spelling tells OK!. “I was on one pill and wasn’t feeling well, so I went off of it. Two days later, the doctor put me on another, and on that one day, we conceived. It was meant to be!”

“My first thought was, ‘My god, she’s so beautiful,’” Tori gushes. “My second thought was, ‘Oh my god, she has black hair! Where did that come from?’ [laughs] Liam has blonde hair and is very fair. She was born with black hair, very tan.”

Tori continues, “I never thought I’d have a daughter. Dean’s first child [Jack] is a boy and then we had Liam and I thought, ‘Because I’m so girly-girly, I’ll have all boys.’ ”

Dean agrees, adding, “When I saw Stella for the first time, I just bawled my face off out of pure joy. I’ve always heard that there’s nothing like that bond between father and daughter. There is nothing like it — you feel it that moment. It hit me like a ton of bricks. Little boys are awesome. They’re just like a little you. But having a little girl is something else. As a man, you just lose it.”

Uh, Tori? We all know you are NOT a natural blond, so who do you think you are kidding with this “Where’d Stella get the dark hair from” bit? Puh-lease. Stella is a very cute baby, but I’m not totally sold on the name. “Stella Doreen.” That sounds rather trailer park-ish. I just picture a girl in cutoff shorts with huge mall bangs. But maybe it’ll grow on me, like “Honor” did.

Thanks to OK! Magazine for the header photo, where there are more pictures of baby Stella.

Lindsay Lohan realizes she isn’t as big a draw as she once was and with no significant work in the near future, meaning no income whatsoever, she’s sunk to selling her own exclusives to magazines. The first of which was supposed to be a $1 million story to OK! Magazine detailing her lesbian relationship with Samantha Ronson. However, Page Six leaked the story and now Lindsay is having second thoughts since it might “jeopardize future exclusives.”

“She might not have wanted to do a cover before when it was actually news (that she’s dating Samantha Ronson), but she wants someone to do the story now, she needs the money,” said the source. “Of course a deal isn’t going to work now, after so many pictures of the two of them have already gone public.”

Not only is Lindsay having fame problems, but so are the rest of the Lohans. They’re being bested by the Spears.

“She can’t believe Britney Spears got so much attention for ‘How I Met Your Mother’ and no one cared that (Lohan) was on ‘Ugly Betty.’ Even Jamie Lynn (Spears) has managed to steal the little-sister spotlight from Ali (Lohan) by timing the end of her pregnancy with the start of ‘Living Lohan.’ It’s not an auspicious season for the family.”

When you can’t even sell your own exclusives to magazines, that’s when you know you’re an idiot. Lindsay was probably sitting around looking at pictures of her kissing Samantha and thought she could make money by exclusively telling a magazine that she and Samantha are gay for each other. This is the equivalent of buying an iPhone and the next day going to the patent office to get some sort of copyright on it. On an unrelated note, one time I went to a patent office to tell them about my cool new phone idea. I couldn’t realy make out what they said through all that laughter, but I think the answer was “no.” Whatever.

‘Brokeback’ The Opera: Fans of Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal’s gay cowboy film, “Brokeback Mountain,” should dust off their opera glasses, because the short story that became the film is scheduled to be told as an opera, Us Weekly reports. The New York City Opera commissioned Charles Wuorinen to compose a show, which is set to debut in 2013. We just won’t know how to quit the opera!

Jessica and Tony’s Sushi Sleeper: In other couple news worthy of opera-sized drama, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo were spotted over the weekend dining on sushi at at SushiSamba in Dallas, People reports. At one point during dinner, Jessica reportedly laid her head in Tony’s lap. Apparently, Tony is quite the conversationalist.

More ‘Hills’ Awkwardness: It’s no secret that Audrina Patridge of “The Hills” doesn’t click with roommates Lauren Conrad and Lauren “Lo” Bosworth. The trio was spotted at the grand opening of Strike Orange County bowling lanes in Tustin, Calif., over the weekend, but Audrina did not hang out with her two roommates, People reports. Instead of spending time together as a happy trio, Audrina was busy kissing Tal Cooperman, while LC and “Lo” bowled a few lanes over. No word on whose frame was full of gutterballs, but we’re betting on “Lo.”

J.Lo To Design Exercise Line: Fresh off having twins, Jennifer Lopez will embark on yet another endeavor, possibly one to inspire other moms after giving birth. The singer/actress, who already has a line of clothing, will debut a line of exercise gear, OK! Magazine reports. “She has some street gear already in her lines, but she wants something exclusively for sneakers, yoga pants and dance gear,” a source close to J.Lo tells the mag. Just J.Lo it indeed.

The Blinged-Out Pitt-Jolie Twins Nursery: And in some uber chic baby news, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie might have taken the award for most baby bling in a nursery. The couple reportedly spent $140,000 on their nursery for their twins, according to the New York Daily News’ Rush & Molloy. The twins will even have two pink crystal chandeliers. We’re glad to hear there are two chandeliers, because there is nothing worse than two celeb twins fighting over whose chandelier is it.

It seems that Lindsay Lohan has developed a case of Winona Ryder syndrome. Lohan is being sued by a New York college student claiming the troubled actress stole her fur coat after a night at the same club in January.

The supposedly $12,000 sheared mink coat, a gift from her grandmother, belonged to Masha Markova. The 22-year-old claims she wore the coat to a birthday party at club 1 Oak, where she placed it in a bin with other coats.

Markova couldn’t find the coat at the end of the night, and wrote it off for good, as lost. As most people would, I mean, why put up a fight over a $12,000 coat?

The student said she didn’t think of it again until she was flipping through a February issue of OK! Magazine, and saw a picture of Lohan, wearing a similar fur coat.

Markova claims she knew instantly the coat was hers. “It was my coat,” she told the Post. “It was no doubt!” Of course not, lord forbid there be someone else in this world with a similar coat, especially not a high-profile celebrity that can actually afford to buy one.

Markova’s attorney Merril R. Cohen contacted Lohan’s attorney about the coat situation. On Valentine’s Day, the fur was delivered to Markova’s apartment by a rep from 1 Oak, it just needed to be dry-cleaned.

Still, even after the coat was returned, a lawsuit was filed in New York State Supreme Court in Manhattan, asking for unspecified damages.

The coat is back, what more could Markova want? Maybe for Lohan to reimburse her for the dry cleaning?

Pictures of Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby shower are featured in the new issue of OK! magazine. Jamie talked to OK! about seeing Britney for the first time in a while, “It was wonderful to be able to spend time with her and just be girls again. We painted our nails and did stupid stuff.” Brit gave her baby sister some words of wisdom, she told Jamie, “There are going to be some long nights, but it is completely worth it.”

Umm, what are these women wearing? These are some of the most fugly dresses I have ever seen. And I think Brit needs to go back to getting her make-up professionally done. Does she know that make-up is supposed to enhance beauty not the ugly?

OK! Magazine reports Topher Grace was seen eating Minka Kelly’s pie at a restaurant in Hollywood Thursday night.

According to witnesses at Stonefire Pizza Co. in L.A., Minka and Topher, two of Hollywood’s oddest-named celebs, were being extremely affectionate with each other, and looked like they wanted to make out Thursday night as they shared a pie.

Nevermind. Guess they were eating pie, not he was eating her pie. Either way, I love the fact that they ate the one dessert that represents vagina. How deep of him.

BTW, I love that above photo OK! chose to run of him. They were definitely going for a more subdued version of ‘beauty and the beast.’ There are way better photos of him out there.

Below, photos of Minka at the Entertainment Weekly Upfront Party in NYC earlier this week.