Even though these pictures of Miranda Kerr have very little to no hint of her boyfriend Orlando Bloom in them, I can assure you she was hanging out topless with him. Despite their seemingly carefree lifestyle, don’t think celebrities have it easy. They’re full of inner turmoil. “Should I take the Ferrari to meet my half-naked supermodel girlfriend or should I take the Porsche?,” is a question they must struggle with on a daily basis. Your problems don’t seem so big now, do they

Also, if you were wondering what Orlando’s ass looks like, here you go.

Orlando Bloom and his model girlfriend Miranda Kerr showed off their birthday suits while vacationing in Spain over the weekend.

Miranda’s nipple was partially exposed and captured on film by the prying eyes of the paparazzi’s lens despite her attempt to hide her nip behind a book.  Also photographed, Orlando Bloom’s butt.

She’s a cute girl, but if I had to choose between the two my vagina would rather Orlando Bloom over this Victoria’s Secret model.  Miranda lacks flavor, while Orlando has an exceptionally beautiful butt.

NSFW topless shots after the jump!

Yes, yes, Orlando Bloom is one very lucky guy. I mean how can he not be when he has uber pretty, bedimpled Miranda Kerr as his current girlfriend? In these photos, Miranda shows off her very sexy, shapely body. Donning just skimpy, lacy lingerie (in one photos, she has a lingerie garment with the Playboy bunny on) Miranda looks glowing and every inch of a professional model. She’s a star these days, of course, but I can’t help but wonder if her star will shine brighter in the near future.

Orlando Bloom made his first public appearance with his Victoria’s Secret lingerie model girlfriend, Miranda Kerr over the weekend.

Bloom, 30, was arm-in-arm with Australian stunner Kerr, 24, at a racetrack in Sydney, Australia.

Kerr, who was at the event as the face of Aussie retailer David Jones, looked appropriately chic in a black, long-sleeved Collette Dinnigan dress, Yves Saint Laurent heels, and carrying a Prada clutch.

Bloom gave his lady a high five when he won almost $1,000 on a winning horse.

Although the two have been dating since last year, the relationship seems to be escalating: Bloom met her parents at the exclusive Catalina restaurant the day before the race.

Kerr told reporters: “It was fun … [but] it wasn’t a big deal lunch.”