Future CIA operative Jamie Lynn Spears fooled the paparazzi over the weekend by using a lookalike to dupe the would be photographers. Jamie, having given birth to Maddie last week, left the hospital to little fanfare as she made her way to her home in Liberty, Miss. after paparazzi left in hot pursuit of a decoy vehicle populated by Casey Aldridge, Lynne Spears and her doppelganger.

That could have happened, but it’s more likely that the one guy trying to photograph Jamie didn’t even know he had been tricked because he decided to stop at a Burger King along the way. Of course, that didn’t sotp Casey and Lynne from rubbing their hands together and grinning at the thought of outwitting their mortal enemies. No doubt this will be the topic of discussion at the Spears household for weeks to come. Every meal of KFC and coleslaw will begin with “remember when we tricked the paparazzi with a lookalike?”

Joss Stone had a lesbian kissing scene in her new movie, Snappers. Her role was about a star who tried to escape from the paparazzi. One of her scenes involved a wedding dress. The producer closed the film set to the press. He did not want the plot to be leaked out. The scene was set in a church. The vicar of St Mary’s in Kingskerswell, said that the crew told him that they would shoot pictures. He was very surprised to learn later that it involved Joss Stone.

Kim Kardashian liking …an ice cream unfortunately. If it weren’t for the huge cleavage, previewing her enormous beautiful tits, those paparazzi candids would be very boring. We’re used to seeing Kim licking and sucking some black cock, not a fucking ice cream. Those pictures were took yesterday in France where Kim’s exposing her Ass Cream and her big whore boobs trying to get into French tabloids.

Wouldn’t you love some cock in your hands instead of that ice cream? I’m sure you would Kim, that’s how I remember you.

Everyone always makes such a fuss about Cameron Diaz being a surfer girl, which I’ve never understood what the big deal is. Don’t get me wrong, she’s a cute girl, but all-in-all she has the body of a little boy. A little boy with puffy boobs. Those scenes in “The Sweetest Thing” were she’s wearing her underwear, yeah, same square body as a little boy.

Instead people she more attention to surfer chick Gemma Atkinson, who bears the figure of a woman and has the ideal rack to boot. And with her you wouldn’t have as much paparazzi following around either, which means you there’s a greater chance you can bone her in public without getting caught on camera.

What is it about Paris Hilton that just irritates me? Could it be the fact that she is a media whore just waiting for the paparazzi so she can put on her little fake smile? And now she has a new fragrance out called Can Can, which she is seen promoting here.

Please tell me none of you are going to rush out and buy this shit? If you’re going to throw your money away at least send it to me. I’ll make good use of it…on beer and pizza!

No matter where you look, it always seems Kim Kardashian is getting her picture taken. We see her here with her sister Kourtney Kardashian out at a restaurant in Hollywood. And as usual, the Kardashian sisters are causing a paparazzi feeding frenzy!

It’s no surprise that both sisters are proudly showing off their behinds in those tight-fitting outfits. A little junk in the truck never hurt anyone, did it?