It’s good to have a musical boyfriend.

Benji Madden has already recorded a song about Paris Hilton, and now the Good Charlotte guitarist is helping her with her own music.

Hilton, 27, told E! News that she and Madden, 29, are hard at work on the theme song to her upcoming MTV reality show My New BFF.
“Benji and I have been working hard on it,” she said. “He’s helping me write the lyrics for the song and then I’ll sing it, too.”

The couple, who’ve been dating for four months, are laying down the track at a studio located, conveniently enough, in her Beverly Hills mansion.

Premiering later this year, My New BFF will follow the former Surreal Life star as she chooses a new shopping buddy from 20 contestants.

Hilton also plans to start working on the follow-up to her 2006 debut CD Paris. “I’ll have another album come out, for sure,” she told E! News. “I just don’t know when yet. I only have the summer off, then I’ll be taping another season of BFF. But an album is something I’ll do.”

Once every 123,383,384 days Paris Hilton thinks about someone besides herself. Okay I know the math doesn’t really work out there, but you get my point. It’s a damn rare occasion. Paris recently donated some cash to Childrens Hospital Los Angeles – I know! Shocking, right? The once-in-a-lifetime occasion of Paris being kind and thinking about other people has finally come! Well, no. Because the first thing she did after that was issue a glowing press release.

“I am so happy and fortunate to announce my support for Childrens Hospital Los Angeles,” Hilton said in a statement. “The children I have met through my [involvement] at Childrens Hospital have truly touched my heart.”

The 27-year-old celebutante started volunteering at the hospital following her release from jail after serving 23 days for DUI. Proceeds from the August launch of her eponymous clothing line at the West Hollywood boutique Kitson also went to the kids, some of whom were at the party to fete the arrival of Hilton’s collection of relatively affordable casual wear.

“The fabulous new hospital facilities at Childrens Hospital Los Angeles will provide a caring, healing environment for children and their families for many years to come,” she continued, “and I am proud to make a donation and lend my name to the fundraising effort to help children who are facing terribly serious illnesses.”

Yeah, so her involvement was court ordered. Obviously it wasn’t court ordered that Paris donate money, but I’m guessing she probably hasn’t done a whole lot with the hospital from the time her forced volunteer work ended and the time she gave them some cash.

E! gloriously notes that philanthropy runs in Paris’ genes. Her grandfather Barron Hilton was named as the No. 1 giver of 2007 by the Chronicle of Philanthropy. His father, Hilton founder Conrad, left the bulk of his estate to the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation (which was later contested). Barron has publicly stated that 97 percent of his multibillion dollars will go to the foundation – with the remaining three percent being divvied up by his eight children and many, many grandchildren, of which Paris is one.

Something tells me Paris’ good deed has less to do with her the more dignified members of her family and their long history of philanthropy, and more to do with the person she cares most about: Paris Hilton.

Here’s Paris running errands in Sunset Plaza in Los Angeles yesterday. Don’t you sashay around like this on your way to pick up some clothes? Images thanks to WENN.

A year to the day that Paris Hilton told CNN’s Larry King she intended to become a better person after her stint behind bars, it has been announced that the socialite has become a woman of her word.

Hilton, 27, made an unspecified but “extremely generous” donation toward the construction of a 460,000-sq.-ft. Childrens Center for Cancer and Blood Diseases, which is expected to be completed in 2010 at the Childrens Hospital Los Angeles, the pediatric facility’s officials said.

“The children I have met through my involvement with Childrens Hospital have truly touched my heart,” Hilton said in a statement, the Associated Press reports. “I am proud to make a donation and lend my name to the fundraising effort to help children who are facing terribly serious illnesses.”

Among topics Hilton discussed with King, she said she’d like “to help raise money for kids and for breast cancer and multiple sclerosis.”
– Stephen M. Silverman

Not like that — unfortunately — I mean her Bentley. While Paris was driving through West Hollywood on Monday her battery died. AAA to the rescue! Don’t laugh. Dead batteries can be a common problem in Bentleys. It’s one of the reasons I refuse to buy one. Besides, ‘89 Honda Civics are so much more practical and I would argue, just as flashy.

The big news today is Paris Hilton may be with child or at least trying hard to fake it. As is suggested by this shot of Paris walking around with Benji Madden yesterday looking pregnant or fat. Whatever you want to call it.

So, has Paris Hilton’s dream finally come true? Can she finally one up that bitch Nicole Richie? Can Paris’ overstretched woman parts even keep a fetus from falling out? Maybe these photos of Paris possibly covering up a baby bump with a towel and falling in love with her own reflection will help answer those questions. Or maybe not.

Naomi Campbell underwent corrective womb surgery or something like that and is now able to have babies. Elated, the 38-year-old model insists on living out her dream of becoming pregnant. She’s even willing to use a turkey baster.

“Now I can have a child I would like one. I’m even willing to have one without a father. I know that I am ready.”

Naomi also suggests being a mother would make her less prone to violence.

“I know that with a baby I would change, I’d calm down. With a child you cannot accept compromises. You have to give your full self.”

In Naomi’s house, discipline will be a little different. Instead of spankings and timeouts, punishment will be doled out by grabbing various types of communication devices and throwing them at the head. This will either make her child an excellent dodge ball player or turn them into a retard of Paris Hilton proportions.

Paris Hilton was heading to a photo shoot when she decided she’d buy a puppy because it would make the pictures cuter. So she went to the Puppy Store on Melrose in LA and demanded a Yorkie. Of course, the whole of LA knows her history with animals so they said “no.” That’s when Paris stomped around like a spoiled brat.

Hilton waltzed in and tried to buy a Yorkie but was rebuffed by an employee who said it was clearly “an impulse buy.” Hilton, who has a menagerie of neglected animals, went “ballistic,” we’re told. “She started screaming, ‘I love my puppies! I want my baby!’” - but to no avail. The store had no comment.

They should have given it to her, but instead of a real dog, they should have handed her a bunch of firecrackers in the shape of a dog with a little sweater over it. That way when she walked out the door the whole thing would blow up in her hands and she’ll have all this black soot over her face and look bewildered. I mean, that’s what would happen if she was in a cartoon. In real life, she would probably suffer third degree burns and doctors would need to graft skin from her ass to her face to make her look relatively normal. People would then call her ass-face and she couldn’t deny it. So… even better.

Paris Hilton goes topless & raunchy for 944 magazine. Now I think these photos are great! Hilton looks classy, raunchy, sexy and not over the limit. Ok, if I were blogging live in front of a lot of readers, I know I would get eggs in my face but come on - the trend is to criticize Paris and Britney but let’s not be prejudice here. With a rational mind you would agree that Hilton looks great here.

Don’t ask me why, but every time I see Vanessa Minnillo my blood starts to boil. She is by far one of the most irritating female celebs in Hollywood. Yes, more than Paris Hilton.

Her fake bubbly personality makes me want to creampie all over her stupid face. That’s right, creampie. That’s how much I dislike her. She’s like a coked-up Jenny McCarthy during her “Singled Out” days, except without a grain of sincerity.

What am I saying, some of you are probably too young to even know what “Singled Out” is. In any case, the message that I’m trying to convey is that I hate Vanessa Minnillo and her obnoxious grin, but deep down inside I’d still totally do her. At least so I could share some creampie love with the girl.

Here’s TV personality Vanessa Minnillo and her rack doing stuff at the Raleigh Hotel in South Beach yesterday.

Paris Hilton, who’s rumored to soon be Mrs. Benji Madden, is apparently still livin’ the high life. Recently seen shopping in Bel Air (she bought a lot of pretty nice stuff for herself, her pet and…for her friends, I guess?), Paris seems unfazed by all the rumors that she’s not as rich as she used to be. Well, truth be told, who cares, right? Paris Hilton is still Paris Hilton — and with all her work and endorsements and everything else, I think she’s still going to live the La Vida Loca way for a very long time!