A cross between Penelope Cruz and Dita Von Teese, Spanish actress Paz Vega channeled her inner diva in a sangria colored strapless gown complete with peep-toe platform shoes at the “Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull Premiere” in Cannes over the weekend.

Tell me, how badly do you want to bone her right now?

Sexy, sophisticated, and exotic. Me-ow.