It’s Friday, so let’s celebrate with these photos of actress and model Penelope Cruz! The pics are of Penelope just looking great in various dresses at some unknown photo shoot, just because. If Matthew McConaughey is checking out the site today, like he usually does, I know he’s still got a soft spot for Penelope Cruz in his heart. Of course, after looking at these photos, he may have a hard spot, too.

Penelope Cruz was looking muy excellente at the premiere of “Vicky Cristina Barcelona.” In the movie, Penelope plays “Maria Elena” and co-stars with Scarlett Johansson, Chris Messina, Patricia Clarkson, and Javier Bardem. As far as a movie reveiw, I don’t have one — but hey, look at Penelope Cruz. I do however have a little information regarding the plot:

“A painter enters a relationship with two American tourists. Conflict begins with the painter’s jealous ex-girlfriend.”

A cross between Penelope Cruz and Dita Von Teese, Spanish actress Paz Vega channeled her inner diva in a sangria colored strapless gown complete with peep-toe platform shoes at the “Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull Premiere” in Cannes over the weekend.

Tell me, how badly do you want to bone her right now?

Sexy, sophisticated, and exotic. Me-ow.

More bullshit from another diva actress. Despite Scarlett Johansson telling GQ Italy “I’m a lover, not a fighter” she certainly tried her best to complicate things at Cannes Film Festival this year.

The actress failed to attend the premiere of the Woody Allen flick “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” at Cannes because she thinks she’s better than everyone else and demanded a higher appearance fee.

Adding insult to injury, Johansson refused to stay at the same five star hotel and use the same makeup artist as her co-star Penelope Cruz. Had the studio complied with her wishes, it would have cost them an additional 5,000 euros per day.

An executive connected with the film said, “While Woody’s terribly fond of Scarlett, he was a little upset that she wasn’t being a team player.”

Real nice. Reminds me of all those extreme liberal douchebags that bitch about the state of America and instead of going out and giving back to the community, they sit at home and keep hitting the bong. Selfish, egotistical, and most of all — delusional.

When preparing to advertise a clothing line in print, what’s better than getting a good looking model to showcase your designs? Well, the answer would be to get a good looking celebrity model and her good looking sister, too! And that’s exactly what Mango has done! They have teamed up with both Penelope Cruz and Monica Cruz on a new advertising campaign. The below photos featuring Penelope and Monica were taken at Mango’s latest ad photoshoot.