Is this a try out for the next “Matrix” movie? Well, you would think so looking at the inverted photo above, but it’s just Fergie in concert… well, actually it’s just a performance, but she is on stage so that’s all that really matters. Fergie breaks out the mega-tight pants once again and shows that she truly is an entertainer!

Hi-ya!

Gospel music star Steven Curtis Chapman’s 5 year old daughter Maria Sue Chapman was killed in Nashville yesterday when an SUV driven by her teenage brother hit the youngster in the family driveway.  The incident was witnessed by family members.

This is heartbreaking!!

The young girl was taken to Vanderbilt Medical Center where she later died.

Tennessee Highway Patrol officials for Williamson County investigated the accident and ruled it accidental. This is the saddest story I have heard about in a while.

The son must feel so bad about what happened.

Chapman and his wife are advocates of international adoption and have created Shaohannah’s Hope, a foundation and ministry to financially assist couples in adoption.  They have awarded 1,700 grants to families since the foundation was started.

Maria Sue was the youngest of the couples six children, three of whom were adopted from China.  The photo above was taken in 2006, and the youngster is being held by her father.

It has not been reported which of her older brothers was at the wheel of the Toyota Land Cruiser when it struck the child.

Chapman has been awarded 5 Grammy’s and 54 Dove Awards from the Gospel Music Association.  He has sold 10 million albums and has had 44 #1 hit singles.

I can’t even imagine how this family is feeling right now.

Our thoughts and prayers are with the Chapman family.

If you wanna look like a tranny hooker, then this is the makeup line for you.

Designed especially for Sephora, Kat Von D has branched out into creating makeup for the retail beauty chain. You can even get a temporary tattoo of stars like the ones she’s got on her face. Awesome?

From the Sephora website:

Created by Kat Von D, tattoo artist, reality-TV star, and owner of High Voltage Tattoo, this edgy color collection exemplifies old-Hollywood glamour with an L.A. vibe. As her gorgeous face leads on, Kat is as masterful with makeup as she is with a tattoo gun. (She can throw on a full, flawless face of makeup in 15 minutes, flat. Now that’s on point.) Accordingly, her passion for makeup and self-expression is inked, so to speak, into every expert product she’s created. From pin-up perfection to rocker chic, this limited-edition lineup allows you to tap into your bad-girl side and unleash your inner artist.

Ladies, any of you planning to purchase this garbage?

Below, photo of some of Kat’s personally designed makeup, as well as imaged of her with current flame Mötley Crüe bassist Nikki Sixx at some event earlier this month.

It’s amazing to think Cash Warren has never really done anything bad, and yet everyone’s douche radar starts a-blazin’ every time his name is mentioned.

And so, in an effort to add some more fuel to the fire, here’s another fabulous Crazy Days & Nights blind item certain to get Jessica Alba’s pregger granny panties in a bunch.

This is the funniest one I have ever got from the accountant. This celebutard is engaged to a B list film actress with A+ name recognition. He spent $34,000 on porn last year, and tried to claim it as a deduction for business purposes. He had each and every receipt for all the porn. All of it. He claimed that he needed it to see the proper way to act in a love scene. When the accountant reminded him he wasn’t even an actor, our celebutard said something to the effect of, “I’ve got my girlfriend believing I’m the best guy in the world. I’m a great actor.” They chose not to try and deduct the porn.

Ugh, and to think he gets to stick his penis inside her!

And to help ease your pain, here is Jessica Alba photo spread in the June 2008 issue of Allure Magazine.

Photos of Cash and Jess shopping over the weekend in 3…2…1…

OK! Magazine reports Topher Grace was seen eating Minka Kelly’s pie at a restaurant in Hollywood Thursday night.

According to witnesses at Stonefire Pizza Co. in L.A., Minka and Topher, two of Hollywood’s oddest-named celebs, were being extremely affectionate with each other, and looked like they wanted to make out Thursday night as they shared a pie.

Nevermind. Guess they were eating pie, not he was eating her pie. Either way, I love the fact that they ate the one dessert that represents vagina. How deep of him.

BTW, I love that above photo OK! chose to run of him. They were definitely going for a more subdued version of ‘beauty and the beast.’ There are way better photos of him out there.

Below, photos of Minka at the Entertainment Weekly Upfront Party in NYC earlier this week.

What’s there to say about Ali Larter really? She always manages to look good in every photo of her that has ever been taken. To say the least, Ali is definitely photogenic! The only bad thing that I can think of is that she just isn’t showing off enough of that “Heroic” body. She could have put a bit more “bam” into choosing a black dress, but Ali really is a good person so we love her anyway!