No one can convince me that Anna Kournikova, photographed above in Miami Beach, is actually attractive. If it wasn’t for her (normally) beautiful hair she would just be another average blonde. And it has nothing to do with weight, but her body just isn’t hot. Look at her. *Shudders* Nothing about that could make me wet.

Over the weekend I debated long and hard as to whether or not I was going to put up these new shots of a knocked-up Angelina Jolie photographed topless in France.

But the more I thought about it I realized I wouldn’t be able to do it. It’s one thing when a Hollywood slut intentionally flashes her fish taco for attention, but it’s another when the paps capture a pregnant woman’s nipples. (Although it would have been nice if she’d changed inside. Duh.)

You that shit would be effing creepy if you were pregnant and some people were taking photos of your nipples from a distance. Plus, I’m sure there are a few perverts out there masturbating to this nonsense.

Instead I’m going to post this video The Sun posted of Angie rambling while in a drug den back in 1999. Whether or not this is the video of Angelina Jolie doing heroine that was recently shopped around for $70,000 remains unclear. She is never actually seen doing the drug on the tape.