Kirsten Dunst has taken a lot of crap for her teeth over the years. For some reason she has never fixed her smile, even though she has prominent snaggle teeth. Honestly, every time I write a story about her there’s inevitably a few “why hasn’t she corrected that?” comments, even though none of the topics has ever been Kirsten’s mouth. So it does draw a distracting amount of attention. But I kind of like that she doesn’t feel the need to be exactly like everyone else and accepts herself for who she is. I also have a really bad overbite, so I might be sort of jaded and defensive.

All that said, it’s pretty clear Kirsten’s smile was photoshopped for the cover of October’s issue of Bazaar. However everyone over there claims that’s not the case – which would mean Kirsten’s smile miraculously – and temporarily – improved.

Say, what happened to Kirsten Dunst’s teeth? They’re looking so … straight! Dunst sports a brighter, whiter and less crooked grin on the October cover of Harper’s Bazaar magazine, prompting some to wonder if the famously snaggle-toothed star finally paid a visit to a cosmetic dentist.

It’s no secret that airbrushers run rampant on glossy magazine covers, but approving such a touch-up would be uncharacteristic for the “Spider-Man” star. Dunst - who recently split from summer love Justin Long - has always embraced her uneven smile, despite pressures from Hollywood and her own family.

“That’s one of the things I like about me. Messed-up teeth are so sexy,” she has said.

“Kirsten has a lovely smile and clearly she is happy to be on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar,” a spokesperson for the mag told WWD.com. “Her teeth were not fixed on the cover or on the inside pages.”

[From the Daily News]

I’m not sure if messed up anything is sexy, but whatever. I’d be fine with Kirsten fixing her teeth. And on a close-up head shot like that, I’d be fine with Bazaar photoshopping it. You can’t really blame them – otherwise the cover would be a distraction instead of an attraction. It just bugs me that it’s pretty clear that they’re insulting us with their lie and instead kissing Kirsten’s ass. We’ve got eyes. They do work. Those are not the same smiles. Thanks.

Programming note here, ladies and gentlemen. I’m sure many of you have heard the names Melanie Morgan and Michelle Malkin, and they have a website that is called Move America Forward, it’s actually an organization and a movement. They have a website called MoveAmericaForward.org and they’ve got a giant telethon planned all day Thursday. The objective of the telethon is to provide the largest care package ever of items of interest to American troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. Melanie sent me an e-mail a couple weeks ago and asked if I — it’s a Jerry Lewis-type telethon they’re going to do on their website — and Melanie asked me if I would participate in this, and I said, “Sure,” so we’re going to Dittocam it on their website at 4:20 in the afternoon on Thursday, but they’re going to be going I think all day long. I don’t know the schedule of events that people are going to be appearing, but what this really is about is troops in Iraq and Afghanistan to know that the Drive-By Media does not represent America and that the American people love and support the armed forces, men and women overseas, particularly in Iraq and Afghanistan, and the objective, as I said, is to send the largest shipment of care packages to US troops in history.

Now, this is cool. I imagine that this largest care package or the largest care packages could include any number of things that people want to send the troops in combat and in Iraq and Afghanistan. So it’s Thursday, June the 26th, Jerry Lewis-style telethon, and the time we’re going to be on is 20 minutes at 4:20 Eastern time in the afternoon. If you want to find out the whole shebang, find out what this is all about, go to MoveAmericaForward.org, and you can join this effort as well. The effort’s going to be you. Frankly, you’re the ones that are going to have to come through and make this happen. With so many people participating in this, they’re going to be able to collect a tremendous number of items for the care package, with just a few items per person or one item. So details will be forthcoming. It’s just a couple days from now, and I wanted to mention it to you.

Amy Sue Cooper turns up the heat in these lingerie photos! It’s now wonder she’s one of the hottest models around. Now, by show of hands, how many guys out there would like to be in this room with Amy Sue? OK, that’s everyone… not too surprised.

Now, how many of you feel that she is entirely overdressed in these photos? Wow, everyone again. You are so predictable, but absolutely correct and a great judge of hotness!

Now that we all agree that Amy is totally hot and overdressed, so enjoy these Amy Sue Cooper photos!

Bonus Amy Sue Cooper:

Paris Hilton goes topless & raunchy for 944 magazine. Now I think these photos are great! Hilton looks classy, raunchy, sexy and not over the limit. Ok, if I were blogging live in front of a lot of readers, I know I would get eggs in my face but come on - the trend is to criticize Paris and Britney but let’s not be prejudice here. With a rational mind you would agree that Hilton looks great here.

Yes, that is Petra Nemcova kissing Eva Mendes at the Happy Hearts Fund Gala recently. Petra and Eva stopped for a little photo session on the red carpet and had a little fun with it. Not sure if all female attendees had to wear white or maybe they just got together before hand with a memo. Either way, their party got crashed. From out of nowhere, that hound of a male celebrity known as Bruce Willis manages to find himself in a Petra Nemcova and Eva Mendes sandwich.

Supermodel Adriana Lima looks cute and casual out on the town. And how about those eyes of hers? Those grey-green eyes Adriana has make her look even that much more sexy and help set her apart from the rest of the supermodel world. I like hotties in jeans and I like Adriana!

I’m really starting to think Adrina Lima is a pretty cool chick. Not only is she a good looking, a model, and a Victoria’s Secret model at that, she’s nice enough to show the photogs and her fans some love by throwing out some peace. Yep, it’s either that or Adriana is headed towards the restroom and is just wants to give us a heads-up.

Adriana Lima gets nude for GQ! Why? Because they got the money and everyone knows that money can buy you anything — even a naked supermodel! These photos are nice, but wouldn’t you say Adriana needs a hair cut…

Now, check out some even hotter Adriana Lima photos!

Gisele Bundchen has returned to GQ magazine! It’s kind of a natural thing like when you set a bird free. If you set it free and it returns to you – it’s yours forever. So is Gisele doomed to the pages of GQ for eternity? Na, highly unlikely. She’s not free!

But here Giseleis again. In the pages of GQ. In topless and bottomless photos. I would write longer sentences. But can’t really put words together now. Gisele Bundchen everybody!