If you aren’t a guy, then this probably won’t mean as much to you.

Cindy Margolis, or better known as the world’s ‘most downloaded’ person (well, back in 1999) and her husband of nine years, Los Angeles nightclub owner Guy Starkman, have split up.

To give you an idea about how popular Margolis is, at the age of 34, the peak of her popularity, she was downloaded 70,000 times in a span of 24 hours.

Even though she emerged as a star in the early days of the Internet, she is still popular among fans and really just to men in general.

“The end of any marriage is very sad.  However, I feel blessed that Guy and I remain very close, we are truly the best of friends and the most devoted parents,” Margolis told Us Weekly Tuesday.

That sounds a bit too good to be true.  Maybe the two are hoping to remain amicable for the sake of their three children, 5-year-old Nicholas and 2-year-old twins Sabrina and Sierra.

But while it is always sad news for any family when the parents call it quits, this new found “freedom”…if you will… certainly helps the model’s upcoming Playboy cover.  It’s headline reads, “Cindy Margolis Is Sexy and Single!”

Now that makes sense.

And that will definitely help the mag sell more copies, I’m sure.

A Hugh Hefner biopic, titled ‘Playboy’ is in the works and it is rumored that Hef would like to be played by Robert Downey JR.

The movie is about Hugh Hefner’s past and his life as a sexual revolution icon and the founder of Playboy. The film is being directed by Brett Ratner and produced by Ron Howard. Image Entertainment and Universal Pictures have teamed up to obtain the rights to 48 years of Playboy material for the movie.

Other rumored men to play the role of Hugh Hefner are Hefner himself, Tom Cruise, and Leo Dicaprio. Who do you think would make the best Hefner?

Yes, yes, Orlando Bloom is one very lucky guy. I mean how can he not be when he has uber pretty, bedimpled Miranda Kerr as his current girlfriend? In these photos, Miranda shows off her very sexy, shapely body. Donning just skimpy, lacy lingerie (in one photos, she has a lingerie garment with the Playboy bunny on) Miranda looks glowing and every inch of a professional model. She’s a star these days, of course, but I can’t help but wonder if her star will shine brighter in the near future.

The Hills star Audrina Patridge may not have a sex tape, but she does have some naked photos of herself that have made it to the internet.

Audrina took the pictures right after high school when she was hoping to be a Playboy bunny.

Audrina’s had this say earlier today:

“I took these photos years ago when I was just out of high school and beginning to model. I was young and very trusting of others and I didn’t know to protect myself. It is a lesson learned, for myself, and hopefully for the young girls who look up to me.”

Update: Audrina’s rep told E! News that the photos were not intended for Playboy, but didn’t comment on who the photos were actually taken for…hmmm…maybe since she’s all out there now anyway, she should go ahead and do a Playboy spread.

Audrina Patridge Nude Pics (warning adult content 18+ ONLY)

Playboy honey Dukai Regina in the June ‘08 issue of FHM Hungary.

You can’t go wrong with Eastern European chicks.  Blonde, sexy, and with accents sure to make you cum in five seconds flats.

In a recent interview with Playboy Magazine, the ever classy Nicole ‘CoCo’Austin actually said that silicone padded ass of hers is real. Ha. If we don’t believe Kim Kardashian, what makes her think we’ll believe her ass?

Is that butt of yours real or surgically enhanced?

Coco: [Laughs] People ask me that all the time. I got my boobs done when I was 18, so I’ve always said they were enhanced. But I feel like they’re mine though; I’ve had them so long I don’t even remember what they were like before.

My butt of course is a hundred percent au naturel. We’ll do tests; [Ice] will let women touch my butt, feel it, grab it, whatever they want to do, to prove that there’s nothing in there. But no matter what I do people will always think that somehow it’s fake.

Thanks to my mom — she has the same kind of body type; she has a small waist. And my dad is really muscular without even working out.

Was that meant to be an homage to her mother? Awesome. Because of her mother’s genes she inherited that ass and just HAD to become a whore. Classy.

Still I DO agree with her when it comes to giving head. Neo-Nazi feminists may say otherwise, but giving amazing head is a work of art. A work of art I have mastered time and time again.

Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

Coco: Giving — I think it’s an art. I have my way of using my hands, my head, my hair — my whole body. I’m actually making a performance out of it; I like performing. So if he’s doing it to me I can’t really give a performance like if I’m doing it to him.

Never underestimate a good blowjob, boys. We weren’t born knowing how to twist our hands and tongue that way. That came from years of practice, practice, practice.

To see CoCo in her birthday suit in the March 2008 issue of Playboy Magazine be sure to look after the jump.

NSFW Playboy photos after the jump!

Ice-T’s little money maker, CoCo, was in NYC yesterday signing her Playboy pictorial at The Hawaiian Tropic Zone.

I suppose it’s easy to forget men are splooging to your wife when she keeps the cash flowing.

Click here to check out her NSFW nude spread in Playboy.

Hollywood’s classiest couple, CoCo and Ice-T, celebrated their birthdays together at The Plumm in New York City yesterday.

Ice-T turned 50, while CoCo is said to be turning 29. Somehow I doubt that. This ho is at least in her 30s. And if she’s not she should say as such because then she just might look good for her age.

I don’t know that I’ll ever get over the size of her ass. Every time I see it I get a mental picture of Ice-T giving her a creampie.

Her asshole is not going to be a pretty sight when she’s old. Decades of anal sex will leave any woman’s hole gaping with hemroids. With an ass like that there’s no such thing as “only on special occassions”. It’s probably an everyday thing with these two.

And to show you how proud Ice-T is of CoCo, here he is pimping out her nude Playboy spread with his friend, actor Anthony Anderson. “Dude, check out that vagina. I hit that.” So proud.

Swimsuit model Nicole ‘Coco’ Austin is featured in a hot new photo shoot for the March 2008 issue of Playboy magazine. Nicole Austin, or better known as Coco, Ice T’s wife, is featured in its naked pictures section. Coco is showed in a series of very erotic poses.

Austin has what could be the most fantastic body ever to slip into a bikini, and a world-class booty.

Ice T and ‘Coco’ maintain homes in New Jersey and Arizona. They caused quite the stir in 2006 when they appeared nude on the cover of Ice T’s Gangsta Rap album.

Hugh Hefner is quite the dirty old man! The founder of “Playboy” magazine has extended an offer to Disney star Miley Cyrus to appear in the pages his magazine, but noted that the 15-year-old would have to wait until she hit the legal age. I’m not an expert on Miley Cyrus, but didn’t she make like $17 million this last year? I’m thinking she is not going to be signing up for this gig anytime soon.

Hugh Hefner said of the singing Miley:

“She would be welcomed in the magazine. Very pretty lady.”

Miley Cyrus Photos from Wango Tango: