Manufactured pop group Danity Kane did a bikini spread for In Touch Weekly. It was a real letdown. They’re just average women in swimsuits and are one step above the Pussycat Dolls in that they don’t look like trannies. That’s something I suppose. As a matter of fact, that’s most likely their main selling point. “We don’t look like tranny hookers.” Those Danity Kanes. Always striving for excellence.

Sources say Britney Spears will make a cameo in the currently filming Pussycat Dolls music video for When I Grow Up. It is “small part” that does not require her to dance or sing. Instead, in the scene shot Wednesday, Britney is driving and waving. Us Weekly says:

“They all wave at each other as they are passing in traffic - that is it.

“It is genius and you will love it!” said the source.

“Of course, Britney looks hot and blonde,” the insider added.

This source. It’s Britney, isn’t it? Who else would deal in such obvious hyperbole? Please, give me this source’s number and I’ll prove it’s Britney. I can even tell you how the conversation will go before I call her:

Me: Hi secret source. Can you tell me who you are?
Source: No.
Me: You’re Britney aren’t you?
Source. Yes. I mean no. No, I’m not Britney.
Me: I’m pretty sure you just said you were.
Source: You are getting verrry sleepy. When you wake up, you won’t remember this conversation.
Me: Are… are you trying to hypnotize me over the phone? You’re spinning a pinwheel at me too, huh?
Source: Ahhh, how did you know. Be gone devil! [hangs up phone]

Raunchy pop act the Pussycat Dolls have been fined $2,500 after one of their shows became too sexy.

Authorities in Malaysia decided to enforce strict laws on what female performers can do on stage.

Under the country’s Muslim laws, a female performer must be covered from her shoulders to her knees.

Jumping, shouting or throwing of objects onstage or at the audience have also been banned under the nation’s strict performance guidelines, according to The Popcrunch Show website.

During the show last July, Carmit Bachar, who has since left the group, exposed a breast while Ashley Roberts was accused of revealing her ‘private parts’.

Malaysia’s Minister of Culture, Rais Yatim, said the Dolls’ concert featured “scantily dressed performers” and “sensuous elements.”

“I believe the way the Pussycat Dolls behaved on stage amounted to gross indecency.”

Kim Kardashian and Aubrey O’Day pose in some sexy lingerie and dresses backstage at LA’s Fashion Week. They are accompanied by Pussycat Doll creator Robin Antin, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian and PCD Melody Thorton. Check out these sexy ladies.

There is absolutely nothing sexy about the Pussycat Dolls. Not even Nicole Jizzfinger. If I wanted to see skanks up on stage all I’d have to do is head over to The Clermont Lounge and pay Blondie a visit. Did I mention Blondie is a black 60+ woman with blonde pubes who crushes PBR cans with her tits? Yeah. I’d like to see Nicole do that!

Anyhoo, here are the Pussycat Dolls whoring out on heir brand new single “When I Grow Up” on Jimmy Kimmel Live Tuesday night. Their sophomore album To Those Who Wait drops sometime in August. Guess who won’t be picking up a copy? This girl.