Ashley Tisdale covered a bunch of 80’s songs including Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up,” Cathy Dennis’ “Too Many Walls,” Pat Benatar’s “Shadows of the Night,” Cyndi Lauper’s “Time After Time,” Belinda Carlisle’s “Heaven is a Place on Earth” and Whitney Houstan’s “I Wanna Dance With Somebody.” What prompted her to butcher these classics you ask? Why, to promote Degree Girl antiperspirant and deodorant of course.

You know how when you’re surfing the web and you run into a link in the comments section on a rather respectable web site promising that if you click it you’ll see a young Jessica Alba sex tape where she receives a facial. And then you click it and it’s Rick Astley singing “Never Gonna Give You Up.” And then you’re filled with rage because this is the fifth time you fell for this today and you feel like punching your monitor because you slowly realize such a tape may not really exist, but you click the next link anyway because there’s still a small chance it does? Well, that’s sort of how this Ashley Tisdale cover makes me feel. Except, more punchy.

See, this is what happens when you try and revive an era!

Ashley Tisdale is releasing an album of shitty oversynthesized songs from the ’80s. Not just any songs, but ’80s staples like Pat Benatar’s “Shadows of the Night,” Whitney Houston’s “I Wanna Dance With Somebody,” and Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up.”

So long as she doesn’t f^ck up any Bananarama tracks we’ll be cool. But if she so much as sings one lyric from “Love in the First Degree” I just might have to find her and beat her to death with my dildo.

Experience the horror for yourself below.

Whitney Houston’s “I Wanna Dance With Somebody”

More massacring of ’80s covers after the jump!

Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”

Pat Benatar’s “Shadows of the Night”