Christina Aguilera and her botched boob job threw a “Sex and the City” themed party in West Hollywood Saturday.

Drinks consisted of champagne cocktails named after the SATC characters, while dessert was “a cake designed with two Manolo Blahnik high heels made of sparkling sugar,” a source told Us Magazine.

The night’s pinnacle came when Christina performed a Samantha Jones skit on stage in front of all to see.  No, not SOURCE
the SNL sketch.  A scene from the show where Samantha plays with her vibrator.

Alright, that last part never happened.  It would be pretty sweet to XTina play with herself though.  Watching someone else play with themselves has got to be one of the most erotic situations ever.