Tila Tequila is a gay marriage trailblazer

Turns out the California Supreme Court’s recent decision to overturn the ban on gay marriage was all because of Tila Tequila. I know, who knew! Tila told Us Weekly:

“It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships],” she said. “Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.’ The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal.” (Source)

Delusion, thy name is Tila Tequila. By claiming that she’s responsible for making homosexuality mainstream, Tila has blatantly insulted other gay pioneers like Ellen, Rosie, and the 1989 UCLA women’s softball team. Besides, if Tila was serious about becoming a sexual trailblazer, she would have starred in the biggest alternative lifestyle hit of the year: Two Girls, One Cup.* Speaking of which, Tila’s right about one thing, her show has “helped the movement” — in my bowels.

*Do NOT Google this. Trust me.