Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag reportedly spent $10,000 on guns to protect themselves from their enemies. Spencer visited the Martin B. Retting store in Culver City, CA last week and purchased the exact guns the U.S. Delta Force uses.

So the couple visited the Martin B. Retting store in Culver City, Calif., on June 7 and spent more than $10,000 on guns to arm themselves. They purchased two Benelli semiautomatic M4 tactical shotguns, two Wilson close quarter combat .45-caliber pistols and one Scout semiautomatic rifle. “They wanted the exact guns that the U.S. Delta Force uses,” a friend explains. Spencer wants to be prepared for anything,” says the friend.

I pray four days from now I read about that fairy princess Spencer suffering a broken clavicle after playing around with the shotgun and then read about how Heidi Montag shattered her fake nose because she couldn’t handle the recoil from the .45.

Tip for Spencer: To avoid a broken clavicle, line up the shotgun an inch away from your face before you fire.

So, that annoying fake couple we all love to hate, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, were on The Tyra Banks Show and CONFIRMED the existence of the Lauren Conrad sex tape. Yes, that Lauren Conrad sex tape. Tyra asked, and Heidi and El Doucheo were more than happy to emphatically confirm that the tape did exist at one point (even though Lauren Conrad denied she had a sex tape). Whether it exists now they couldn’t say, and wouldn’t, since apparently there is some kind of gag order in place. I bet it’s similar to the gag order I feel when I look at Heidi and Spencer.

Heidi said that Lauren’s ex was trying to sell the tape, to which Spencer added that he would rather throw up than watch the tape. Again, Spencer is the douche of all douches. I don’t care how boring Lauren Conrad is in bed, I’d still want to see that sex tape.

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Lauren Conrad Sex Tape Confirmed

MTV’s “The Hills” wouldn’t be the addictive hit television show it is without a large dose of drama — but has one of reality TV’s best roommate feuds come to an end?

Feuding BFFs Audrina Patridge and Lauren Conrad, whose friendship has been on the outs lately, were spotted looking rather chummy Wednesday night at Crown Bar in West Hollywood.

”[Audrina and Lauren] are best friends” Spencer Pratt’s little sister, Stephanie told Access Hollywood at the PinkIsTheNewBlog.com re-launch party at Hollywood’s S Bar on Wednesday night. “They’ll work it out!”

Find out “for real” if Audrina and Lauren patch up their friendship for good or if we can expect more catfights, when “The Hills” returns to MTV in August.

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Not many guys can fill Spencer Pratt’s shoes, but Brody Jenner hopes a handful of guys can step up and be his ultimate “bro.”

MTV will produce six episodes of “Bromance,” a new reality show about Brody’s searching for a new friend, Variety reports.

When Brody and Spencer’s relationship crumbled during season two of “The Hills”, Brody was left with a void in his entourage. Enter Ryan Seacrest, who is producing “Bromance,” with the idea of turning Brody’s search for a new guy pal into a reality show.

“I can speak from experience — girls can come and go, but a ‘bromance’ can last forever,” Seacrest said.

Brody, who has cultivated a reality career by also appearing on “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” and “The Princes of Malibu,” said he found the idea both amusing and timely.

“I thought it was funny, and we recently lost a member of the entourage, so I thought we’d have fun with it,” Jenner the mag.

And how will Brody’s aspiring “bros” win his adoration?

Contestants will reportedly be put through a series of challenges, such as enduring the paparazzi, acting as a “wingman” for Brody, along with a slew of physical activities, including skydiving.

Each week, contestants will face a “hot tub elimination ceremony,” where one sub-par “bro” will be deemed unworthy of having a “bromance” with Brody, and forced to leave, dripping wet — in only his swimsuit.

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Who wants to help me shot some rabbits? Just when I thought that the cheeziest couple in the world couldn’t make me any more nauseous, they strike again. The Hills stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have continued their stupid holiday tradition of posing for “candid” shots that make me want to throw rocks at their heads.

Can someone please explain to me why they take these pictures in the first place. I don’t get it, how and why are they still famous? And why won’t they just go away and crawl back in their holes.

For all those fans who actually like this on-off again couple here are some more of the Easter photos, (I don’t understand why they are posing with this little girl, who is she and where did she come from?)

Ok. This is a joke right? Come on, Heidi Montag a “feminist hero? ”

Well, one person in this world seems to think so and her name is Gina Bellafante from the New York Times.

Gina wrote, “Defying our expectations, Heidi has emerged as a kind of feminist hero this season, climbing her way to a bigger position at the event-planning company where she orchestrates Nascar parties, and refusing to acquiesce to the demands of her fiancé, Spencer, that she get herself home on time.”

She went on to write, “Her groundswell of self-assertion begins when he insists on eloping, prompting Heidi to declare, “This isn’t, like, Spencer’s relationship and you decide what we do. The full-on joyous Oprah-fication of Heidi culminates with the show’s return and gives “The Hills” a new momentum. After taking a break from Spencer at her parents’ modest house in Crested Butte, Colo., Heidi returns to Los Angeles to kick him out and chastises him for taking her flat-screen TV with him. How proud Gloria Allred would be.”

I don’t understand it all. Heidi is a stupid, back-stabbing hoe and Spencer is a manipulative liar, who are both lime-light whores. I think they are perfect for each other. Does Gina not know that the two got back together again? Heidi is the type of girl who needs someone to love her every minute of the day and to constantly tell her so. If she was a true “feminist hero” she would learn to stand on her own two feet and leave Spencer alone. But she can’t cuz she knows she will lose her fame if she lets him go–Heidi and Spencer are only powerful if they are together.

Please say it ain’t so. I bet this is Spencer’s idea. Always looking for another way to ruin our lives. First, it’s The Hills, than its his advice column, than he wants his own video game, now he wants his own reality show. Can’t the guy just give us a break from his ugly face. I’m starting to feel stifled.  I really don’t understand what people see in them.

Anyways, rumor has it that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt might be getting their own reality show on MTV. Apparently they have too big of egos and don’t want to share air time with their cast mates anymore. They want the lime light all to themselves.

Page Six reports:

“Spencer was saying, ‘I want the world to see the real Heidi and Spencer,’ and was emphasizing that the show would be just about them. No Lauren Conrad,” we’re told.
According to our source, Pratt was “suggesting the show go through the whole lead-up to the wedding . . . finding a wedding planner, hunting for a dress designer, and all the drama that would be part of their wedding plans.”

It’s about time. The Hills’ villain-in-chief, Spencer Pratt, has fully refueled the long-standing feud between himself and Lauren Conrad.During a taping for next Tuesday’s episode of The Tyra Banks Show, he says he is “100 percent” sure there is, or was, a Lauren Conrad sex tape.“I know for 100 percent fact it did exist. 1,000 percent!” he said.

Ignoring the fact that one cannot be more than 100 percent sure of anything, Banks asked if Spencer Pratt had actually seen the tape.

“I would never watch that!” slimy Spencer replied. “I would rather throw up… but I know for a fact, and I would take a lie detector test.”

The alleged Lauren Conrad sex tape supposedly co-starred her boyfriend at the time, Jason Wahler. Rumors took the Internets by storm last year, but the sex tape never materialized and LC flatly denied it ever existed.

Lauren Conrad won’t be pleased by Spencer Pratt’s comments - again!

Conrad’s friendship with Heidi Montag fizzled after LC accused her of spreading false rumors about a sex tape, which Montag denies. This running feud was the basis for an entire season of The Hills, as fans probably know.

Heidi Montag — who appeared with Spencer Pratt on Banks’ show — claims that the sex tape was “not a rumor. From what I have heard from confirmed sources, her ex-boyfriend was going around trying to sell it.”

Banks then asked Heidi Montag, if she hadn’t seen the actual Lauren Conrad sex tape, how could she be so sure it existed.

“Well, I mean, I am not sure she has it anymore… but from what I’ve heard. I am not really allowed to elaborate.”

Sure thing. Go have some more plastic surgery and stage some more bikini photos on the beach, you publicity-hogging dweebs!

To find out more, watch the full interview on The Tyra Banks Show Tuesday, and be sure to mock Tyra Banks when you do. Way to have supposedly serious shows about vaginas and the difficult of being overweight… then follow it up with this nonsense.