If you were excited to find out who Tila Tequila chooses on the season 2 finale of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, you’ll need to wait another week. While the Kristy-Bo face-off will conclude, MTV is wasting this week with a pre-finale reunion/clip show. In the pantheon of MTV’s awful ideas (That’s Amore and Jesse Camp would be my top 2), this is a close third. On the bright side, it gives me an excuse to dust off the classic photo of Chad and Bo’s showdown and will give MTV a flimsy reason to show that awesome footage as many times as possible.

All the contestants except drunk Venezuelan Christian and kreepy Kyle are here with host Ryan Stout, doing the job I could easily do (making fun of the stupid people on this show). We get our first clip montage including crazy George who never slept, crazy “Glitter” Samantha and Jay’s obsession with his home state. I still kind of like Jay, but he’s an awful ambassador for the great state of New Jersey. Ryan Stout asks about Jay’s free loving moms, and he’s OK with it. Jay still hates Bo and says he’s only in the final two because Tila Tequila has sympathy for him since Chad broke his jaw.

Lauryn (yeah, I don’t remember her either) gets upset at Jay for no reason and begins yelling at him. She then picks up her chair and throws it near Jay. He throws it back. I’d say “WTF,” but to be honest, watching this show greatly messes with my ability to be shocked by insane behavior. Ryan Stout hilariously acknowledges then insults the 12 people eliminated on the first night for being insignificant. Serenity and Lili, the two lesbians who got kicked out for making out with each other, make out again at the behest of everyone.

A Brittany montage quickly puts me to sleep. She then admits that Tila probably chose Kristy over her because, among other reasons, Kristy’s boobs and ass are bigger. Samantha, the stripper called “Glitter,” gets her own crying montage, followed by the challenge dominator Lisa.

Finally, it’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for: the arrival of Chad! He’s easily my favorite person ever on A Shot at Love and I won’t apologize for it. Mr. Wang Bone gets an extensive montage of his best moments, which are plentiful and hilarious. He admits to being all himself on the show and has no regrets about the head butt and punch he gave Bo. Chad goes a little over the line calling Bo’s mother a whore.

We get another fight montage, which gives MTV a second chance to show Chad breaking Bo’s jaw. Before bringing Bo out, the security guard put Chad into a cage. It took me a while, but I finally realized Bo looks and sounds a lot like a slightly more sophisticated Johnny Knoxville. Lisa calls Bo out on his infatuation with Tila Tequila the celebrity as his only reason for being on the show. The contestants encourage Bo to go after Chad, which leads to a long showdown where Bo wants to kill Chad and Chad takes off his shirt to taunt Bo. It goes on forever as the security guards keep Bo at bay while he repeatedly threatens Chad’s life.

Chad gets escorted out and Ryan Stout sits down with Bo and Kristy. They are boring, then things turn to Sirbinra who addresses the huge news issue of her kissing another chick at a Seattle Mariners game. That’s now where I live, so it appears no matter where my home is, A Shot at Love is making headlines there. Sirbrina explains how ridiculous the story was, then Brittany shows us what would really get you kicked out of a baseball game by making out with Sirbrina.

Two final montages of the final two round out this incredibly drawn out and pointless special. Ryan Stout asks who won and they refuse. Maybe he should’ve had season 1 winner Bobby Banhart on. To prove that Kristy’s butt is real, she asks Ryan Stout to grab it hard and vouch that it’s real.

Next week on the season finale of A Shot at Love 2 with Tila Tequila: Tila chooses either Kristy or Bo to date for a couple of weeks before breaking up so season 3 can begin. During the hiatus, one of these contestants may get their own spin-off dating series.

Tila Tequila recently did a photo shoot with “King” magazine and here are the photos to prove it. I don’t know squat about Tila except that she got famous off of MySpace and then ended up on some type of dating reality show where, since she’s bisexual, dates both guys and girls. Oh, and spoiler alert — I find Tila Tequila annoying.

But since we are on the subject of tequila and it is Friday, I guess you could say there is gonna be a little tequila on my tongue tonight, too!

Suddenly I find myself hankering for some cornbread drizzled in soy sauce. Huh.

Here’s Tila Tequila and her orange ass flashing her panties and posing for the paps outside Mr. Chow earlier this week.

Check out her gallery here.

Tila Tequila is a gay marriage trailblazer

Turns out the California Supreme Court’s recent decision to overturn the ban on gay marriage was all because of Tila Tequila. I know, who knew! Tila told Us Weekly:

“It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships],” she said. “Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.’ The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal.” (Source)

Delusion, thy name is Tila Tequila. By claiming that she’s responsible for making homosexuality mainstream, Tila has blatantly insulted other gay pioneers like Ellen, Rosie, and the 1989 UCLA women’s softball team. Besides, if Tila was serious about becoming a sexual trailblazer, she would have starred in the biggest alternative lifestyle hit of the year: Two Girls, One Cup.* Speaking of which, Tila’s right about one thing, her show has “helped the movement” — in my bowels.

*Do NOT Google this. Trust me.

MTV’s Tila Tequila, who rose to reality star fame as a bisexual girl looking for love, says she is responsible for the historic legalization of gay marriage in California.

The “Shot At Love” star believes her reality show has influenced the sweeping changes about to take affect throughout the nation’s most populous state.

“It is because of me. I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement,” Tila told Us Weekly at the Hollywood premiere of “The Love Guru” on Wednesday.

“A Shot At Love” pits men and women vying for Tila’s affection against each other in a series of challenges designed to help Tila find the man or woman of her dreams.

“Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships],” she said. “Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.’ The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal.”

In addition to reportedly writing a self-help book, Tila, who told the mag she won’t fall in love with a man or a woman, has her sights set on something bigger– a whole continent!

“I am going to Africa,” Tila said. “I think maybe I will fall in love in Africa.”

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Tila Tequila blames the media and Bobby Banhart’s interest in self-promotion for her breakup, and says she was much more guarded during her second “Shot at Love” on MTV.

“I felt like he was starting to get caught up more in the Hollywood world,” said the MySpace hottie and reality star. “Because when we were talking, he was just talking about meeting with agents and getting his own reality show, and meeting with managers. Of course I was happy for him, but at the same time I thought that was really weird. Because if that’s what you were doing, then why didn’t you mention that while we were shooting? It was just odd to me. Unfortunately it didn’t work out.” Tila also said that “the media also makes it hard on us. The media says something about him, and he retaliates, and I’m like ‘That’s not how it was.’ And it ends up being, like, unfortunate.”

Tila did not want to come back for a second season because of the way things had worked out with Bobby and she wasn’t sure she was ready to get back into it. Luckily for all of us, she decided to give it another go ’round!

Tequila said she’s more cautious now about the contestant’s motives.

“This time around, I’m a lot more guarded. I’m a lot more observant of everyone and what they’re doing here,” she said. “Last season I was a lot more nicer, and this time I’ll tell you, ‘If you’re not here for the right reasons, get the hell out. Stop wasting my time.’ Because I really am not putting up with that this season.”

Just the other day I posted these photos of Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen in the latest issue of Blender Magazine, and wouldn’t you know it, the little Asian slut has surfaced again, this time on the cover of King Magazine’s 3rd Annual Wet Issue. Check out a preview of the issue here.

Thien, better know as Tila Tequila, has also collaborated with Hot Rod, a rapper signed onto 50 Cent’s G-Unit Records. The song, eloquently titled “I Like to F^ck,” features the Vietnamese reality star rapping about all things sex.

Surprisingly enough, I kinda like her vocals. Even her filthy lyrics, such as “I like to fuck sexy boys, sexy girls” and “I like to fuck, suck cock until I hurl.” What can I say, us sluts gotta stick together.

The song reminds me of the song “F^ck the Pain Away” by electroclash musician skank Peaches. As a matter of fact, “Hot Rod” is a track on Peaches’ sophomore album The Teaches of Peaches. I love that woman. Hot trash!

Check out a remix of the Hot Rod track after the jump, as well as the video for “F^ck the Pain Away” by Peaches. That song is the shit. It makes me wanna relive my younger days and take some ecstasy and dance the night away.

Videos after the jump!
Hot Rod Ft. Tila Tequila - “I Like to Fuck” *Yoshi Remix*

Peaches - “Fuck the Pain Away” Live

Marisa Miller becomes the first to debut in the number one position on Maxim Magazine’s Hot 100 list, which was just released this week. And oddly enough, Marisa had previously never been included in the Hot 100 list, but this was an exceptional year for the model. Not only did she grace the cover of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit edition, she was added to and took home the number one spot on Maxim’s Hot list.

Marisa was followed by Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, Eva Longoria Parker, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Elisha Cuthbert, Eva Mendes, Christina Aguilera, Lindsay Lohan and Ashley Tisdale to round out the top 10.

Actress Megan Fox, who was FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World in 2008, was only garnered the number 16 position. Other women who were listed are Rihanna, Beyonce, Britney Spears, Jessica Alba, Hilary Duff, Heidi Klum, Jessica Simpson, Charlize Theron, Gabrielle Union, Mariah Carey, Cameron Diaz and Mischa Barton.

And pulling off a trifecta for “The Hills” stars, Heidi Montag, Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge all made the Maxim Top 100 list, in addition to everyone’s favorite reality star and MySpace queen, Tila Tequila. However, congratulations are in order for Marisa Miller!

Bonus Marisa Miller Photos:

It has been quite some time since we last saw or heard anything about Tila Tequila. I’m sure there’s been some news of the MySpace sensation out there, but it just hasn’t caught my attention.

I’m not saying these pictures are all that spectacular, but they are at least average and worth a look. If you don’t agree then you don’t have to check them out! I know you will though!