It’s been too long since we’ve seen Ice-T’s girlfriends tits. And now here they are, in all their splendor. It’s like Jesus heard my cries and sent me an angel. An angel with big tits and STDs. Awesome.

Seen last night at the Hollywood Black Film Festival “Two Turntables And A Microphone” in Beverly Hills, here is overstuffed model Nicole CoCo Austin and her P.I.M.P., Mr. Ice-T himself.

How does she manage to sleep at night? There’s no way to make the entire night just sleeping on your back, is there? I mean, there’s no way she sleeps on her belly. Surely her melons would get in the way.