Penelope Cruz was looking muy excellente at the premiere of “Vicky Cristina Barcelona.” In the movie, Penelope plays “Maria Elena” and co-stars with Scarlett Johansson, Chris Messina, Patricia Clarkson, and Javier Bardem. As far as a movie reveiw, I don’t have one — but hey, look at Penelope Cruz. I do however have a little information regarding the plot:

“A painter enters a relationship with two American tourists. Conflict begins with the painter’s jealous ex-girlfriend.”

More bullshit from another diva actress. Despite Scarlett Johansson telling GQ Italy “I’m a lover, not a fighter” she certainly tried her best to complicate things at Cannes Film Festival this year.

The actress failed to attend the premiere of the Woody Allen flick “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” at Cannes because she thinks she’s better than everyone else and demanded a higher appearance fee.

Adding insult to injury, Johansson refused to stay at the same five star hotel and use the same makeup artist as her co-star Penelope Cruz. Had the studio complied with her wishes, it would have cost them an additional 5,000 euros per day.

An executive connected with the film said, “While Woody’s terribly fond of Scarlett, he was a little upset that she wasn’t being a team player.”

Real nice. Reminds me of all those extreme liberal douchebags that bitch about the state of America and instead of going out and giving back to the community, they sit at home and keep hitting the bong. Selfish, egotistical, and most of all — delusional.