Posted on 30 August 2008 by JoyCeleb
Damn what I wouldn’t give to know what’s in that Victoria’s Secret bag Hilary Duff is carrying. Well actually, what I wouldn’t give to see Hilary Duff wearing what’s in that bag is more like it.
We haven’t seen too many revealing pictures of Hilary, so my imagination is freaking running wild here and it’s killing me! For the love of God, please model what’s in the bag!
Posted on 26 June 2008 by JoyCeleb
Fashion critics have blasted model Karolina Kurkova for looking too fat in a bikini. Seriously. The Czech model wore a bikini in a recent Cia Maritima runway show and revealed what the horrified style snobs called “back fat, love handles and cellulite.”
Karolina Kurkova, 24, is one of the highest-earning models in the world, according to Forbes, and is best known for being a Victoria’s Secret Angel and whose super-fit physique has graced the pages of international fashion mags.
But after the show during Sao Paulo’s Fashion Week, a Brazilian paper noted that the leggy 5-foot-11 Kurkova “shocked” the audience when she appeared looking uncharacteristically chubby with “cellulite on her butt.”
[From the L.A. Times]
I would give every penny I ever had to look like this woman does right now. For even a day. I cannot imagine what is going on with people, and the freakish – and unrealistic – expectations we have about what women should look like. I realize she’s a model and paid to look perfect – but how is this not good enough?
Here’s Karolina Kurkova on the runway during Sao Paolo fashion week yesterday. Images thanks to WENN.
Posted on 26 June 2008 by JoyCeleb
Karolina Kurkova is being blasted by Brazilian media for being too fat at the Cia Maritima Show during Sao Paulo Fashion Week. Critics are said to be aghast at her apparent “back fat, love handles and cellulite.” A Brazilian paper described the shock that came over them after they noticed the 24-year-old Czech Victoria’s Secret model looking “chubby with cellulite on her butt.”
Well excuse you fatty police. Who put you in charge of deciding what a supermodel should look like? You didn’t even let Karolina respond. Why don’t we do that right now? Karolina, what do you think of these allegations?
“I like cake! Nom nom nom nom.”
Oh… nevermind then. Carry on Brazilian media.
Posted on 24 June 2008 by JoyCeleb
Orlando Bloom and his model girlfriend Miranda Kerr showed off their birthday suits while vacationing in Spain over the weekend.
Miranda’s nipple was partially exposed and captured on film by the prying eyes of the paparazzi’s lens despite her attempt to hide her nip behind a book. Also photographed, Orlando Bloom’s butt.
She’s a cute girl, but if I had to choose between the two my vagina would rather Orlando Bloom over this Victoria’s Secret model. Miranda lacks flavor, while Orlando has an exceptionally beautiful butt.
NSFW topless shots after the jump!
Posted on 23 May 2008 by JoyCeleb
VH1 ought to spend a little more time brainstorming names for their television programs.
Here are some more photos of Victoria’s Secret bombshells Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, and Marisa Miller for their photography show improperly titled The Shot.
Now, I’m not saying these photographs of the three of them at the beach aren’t hot. I’m just saying if you’re gonna call it The Shot, I better see some extra chunky pearls hanging from their faces.
Posted on 20 May 2008 by JoyCeleb
Karolina Kurkova seems to be quite the surprise! Who would have guessed that this Czech-born supermodel enjoyed country music? Not I, but country music really is not what it used to be. Regardless of what I think, this Victoria’s Secret model attended the 43rd Annual Academy of Country Music Awards and enjoyed performances by Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift. Karolina said:
“I am who I am, and I don’t want to be somebody else. Mother Nature made me the way I am, and I should be happy.”
