Christina Aguilera and her botched boob job threw a “Sex and the City” themed party in West Hollywood Saturday.

Drinks consisted of champagne cocktails named after the SATC characters, while dessert was “a cake designed with two Manolo Blahnik high heels made of sparkling sugar,” a source told Us Magazine.

The night’s pinnacle came when Christina performed a Samantha Jones skit on stage in front of all to see.  No, not SOURCE
the SNL sketch.  A scene from the show where Samantha plays with her vibrator.

Alright, that last part never happened.  It would be pretty sweet to XTina play with herself though.  Watching someone else play with themselves has got to be one of the most erotic situations ever.

Does the broad ever stay home? Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman spent another night away from baby Max Saturday night, where the couple dined alone at the Little Door Restaurant in West Hollywood.

Being a parent must be so easy when the nanny spends more time changing the diapers than you actually do. And yet, these two always look miserable.  She must be taking cues from Jessica Alba.

We wrote earlier this week that the Rock of Love girls are going to be taught a thing or two about being a lady from Sharon Osbourne.  But it looks one of the girls in particular may need more help than the others.

Daisy De La Hoya, runner-up on VH1’s Rock of Love 2, was spotted out recently with Dave Navarro.  And in case you didn’t know, she is also the niece of the famous boxer Oscar de la Hoya.  I wonder if that’s how she got on the show in the first place??

The two were spotted together outside Crown Bar in West Hollywood.

This really isn’t a step up from competing to be Bret Michaels’ next fling, but it’s probably a major step up from whatever she was doing before she got cast on the show!

I got the feeling she was a bit wacky on the show, but I didn’t know she desperate enough to be a rock star groupie!

And what ever happened to the Daisy that she seemed so sincere when she was sobbing about how much she loved Bret?!

I guess that Daisy is long gone!  Anyway, those two are just the right combination of rock and (train)wreck to look cute together.