Christina Aguilera and her botched boob job threw a “Sex and the City” themed party in West Hollywood Saturday.

Drinks consisted of champagne cocktails named after the SATC characters, while dessert was “a cake designed with two Manolo Blahnik high heels made of sparkling sugar,” a source told Us Magazine.

The night’s pinnacle came when Christina performed a Samantha Jones skit on stage in front of all to see.  No, not SOURCE
the SNL sketch.  A scene from the show where Samantha plays with her vibrator.

Alright, that last part never happened.  It would be pretty sweet to XTina play with herself though.  Watching someone else play with themselves has got to be one of the most erotic situations ever.

Fearful of being compared to Britney Spears‘ fabulous parenting skills, dirrty girl Christina Aguilera is now defending her partying ways.

She told Access Hollywood, “I spend all day with my son and once in a while if I want to go out and have a mommy-daddy night with my husband, I am more than allowed to do that.”

Does she realize we’ve all seen the photos of her being carried to her car she was so retardedly wasted?

Sounds to me like XTina is desperately trying to stay young.  Lesson learned: Don’t get married and pop out kids until you’re ready to lead a more quiet life.