Here are some press stills of that whiney, untalented actress Jessica Alba for her latest crappy flick “The Love Guru” before she was “honored” to get knocked-up with Cash Warren’s seed.

Jessica Alba and Justin Timberlake in the same film?  This has box office flop written all over it.  She’ll find a way to blame it on people not taking her seriously because she’s so beautiful, instead of realizing that it’s because she sucks as an actress!

Like hookers and genital warts, Salma Hayek’s succulent breasts will never go out of style.

Spotted at Tart’s on Melrose Avenue this past Saturday, Salma showed off her rack in a certifiable mumu-inspired dress while shopping with daughter Valentina Paloma Pinault.

Judging by that outfit Salma isn’t in too much of a hurry to shed the excess baby weight.  I’m pretty sure there’s no six pack under those bed sheets. She’s probably smuggling her cousins from Mexico under that thing.

But at least she was kind enough to give us a peak at her mammaries.  Makes you wonder if she’s still breastfeeding.  I could totally milk those titties for a couple of hours if someone forced me against my will.

More photos after the jump!

This is sickening.  It was nearly five months ago that Brazilian supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio announced she was knocked-up with boyfriend Jamie Mazur’s sperm and now look at her.  Maternal glow aside, the woman shows no sign of being pregnant from the waist up!   She’s as skinny and gorgeous as she always is.  If only the rest of us ladies were so lucky!

Here is Alessandra with friends and family during her baby shower held at a private residence in L.A. Sunday.